Squirrels in the attic

There are squirrels in my attic! lol no!!no!! I am not referring to my normal crazy state of mind but to real squirrels that are having wild squirrel sex parites in my attic and who knows what else.

I had a friend stay over in my spare bedroom and when she got up the next day she said you got some kind of animals in your wall. So I went to listen and sure enough in the closet where the roof slants down I heard them scampering around and making mew like noises.
I have also spied them dancing on the roof and then freezing when they see me as if "not doin nutting nope aint me" and casually sauntering away and, I swear, whistling as they go the other direction.

I think they just removed the "for rent" sign and moved in recently. Now when I get up at 6 am and I flip on the light, I can hear them run across my ceiling from one side to the other. hmm I guess I am their human alarm clock.

I wonder what they think about my choice of radio stations on my alarm clock. Do you think they would enjoy alvin and the chipmonks better. (giggle) Do they get out their little pirate squirrel bandanas and put them when my Phone alarm (my second, now it is really time to get up. alarm) plays the theme "the black pearl" from the pirates of the c.?

Then I got this wierd thought that maybe it is like that movie called "The Others". Lol the kid squirrel says to the mom squirrel, "mommy I think there is SOMEONE ELSE" here. Squirrel mommy says "It's not nice to make up stories go sit on the stairs and read your little squirrel bible until you can tell the truth"

So maybe I am that other "ghost person" and to them the house is haunted! lol Sorry sometimes my imagination gets carried away.

Seriously though I am having some pest control folks come on Tuesday to trap them and take them some place very very very far away. A squirrel kidnap scene.

Hopefully they won't find their way back and invite their friends over wild party to pay me back.