You Know It's Hot When . . .

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,"What if I get knocked outand end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground,and all you have to do to have lunch ispull one out and add
butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed iceto keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Your cat decides to take a shower.













The Fremont Troll takes a dip in Greenlake.













The top of the Space Needle can fry an egg.

Say did I tell you that it is hot in Seattle?