I had some trouble the last few weeks trying to log in to my blog. I am using the new beta version and it really has been a pain in the ass. So if you are thinking of switching over don't do it until they get all the bugs out!
I went garage sale-ing yesterday with my gf and scored some nice stuff. I needed some lamps for my front room. My front room tends to be pretty dark in the winter as I only have two windows in the room with a far wall that is adjacent to the next apartment, so no window for light in that half. We found two great floor lamps at an estate sale for five bucks each. They really light up the living room. My gf found the perfect chair side magazine, coffee holder, remote holder table for five bucks there too.
The house was incredible, old stone brick. Built in 1913. They had an antique bed, wardrobe and dresser that I was just jonesing for but the price was prohibitive, even though it was an awesome price for the whole set up. I just love antique stuff.
I am a nanny who uses sign language with the two little guys I watch and had been wanting to buy a baby sign book but they are quite expensive so I had put it off. Then at one of the places we stopped I found not only the book but a video and display card for the great price of three bucks! Also a cute little wooden bench with storage under the lid. When I asked the price, the guy said name a price that would impress our friends when we said what kind of a deal we got on it. My gf said two bucks. He said yes! So we I got a great deal for two bucks! They also had a cute little tykes refrigerator for free! Which I scarfed up for the little ones. He also threw in a number puzzle for free. Now that is garage sale-ing at it's very best!
Then after I got home I checked craigslist for a mattress. Now the mattress I was sleeping on has seen its better days and it had a hollow right in the middle. So to sleep I had to sleep in the center of the bed. So it was time for a new one. I have been checking for many weeks and have always been to0 late to get one listed there. This time there was a queen very firm mattress, one year old that a guy had paid 600 for but was letting go for 150 as he was moving out of state. My gf and I went to check it out and as soon as we saw it knew it was a great deal and I bought it. We had to make two trips to get it home but it is set up now in my room and I slept well. In fact I didn' t wake up until after 10. However I had stored lots of stuff under my bed as it was really high off the floor. Now I have a bunch of boxes to go through and take to my gf's house for storage. So I have a shit load of stuff to do today.
Well I had better eat breakfast and get my day going. I am so excited to be able to blog after a few weeks not being able to. So I will leave you with a few laughs.
"What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man,
"There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple, The Catholic type supports the masses. The SalvationArmy type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it! OH! OH! They forgot the German bra . . . . . Holtzenfromfloppen!
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man,
"There's more than one type? "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple, The Catholic type supports the masses. The SalvationArmy type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it! OH! OH! They forgot the German bra . . . . . Holtzenfromfloppen!


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